Great Story

[armysniper]

OK, I am coming home from work and my phone rings. I answer the phone and my buddy ask me if I would stop by his house to help him move some stuff. Now, it is like 10:30 pm but I say its for a friend so the good guy that I am, I tell him yes, I will stop by. Now he lives in an area that is not that nice and you don't see a lot of nice cars in the area. I pull up to the house and park across the street. I go in and help him move some stuff and it only takes 20 min. tops. He tells me thanks and I say I am going home. As I go out side I look over at my baby(2005 EVO) and see a ricer out neon park really close to the front of my car. When I say close I mean very close. I don't know how this thing didn't hit my car. I look over my car and it is ok but I am upset that this ass parked so close. We are the only two cars on that side of the road for at lease 70 feet, so its not like he didn't have any room. I am thinking about calling the police but I say no I just want to go home. But I am still upset that he parked so close. So I pull out into the road and back up so I am right in front of of his house. I floor the gas and dump the clutch and lay a nice all wheel drive burn out in front of the house.

I am happy it made me feel a little better about the whole thing. As I am driving I see a car coming up real fast. The first thing I was thing it was a cop but then I seen the purple neons and new it wasn't. But it was the neon that parked in front of me. He is cursing me and telling me that he is going to kick my ass and to pull over. So being that I am 220lbs 6'1" and still in good shape from being in the Army, I feel I can hold my own. Plus I work in a prison so being around assholes is a daily thing. As I pull over the neon pulls in behind me and I see the 160lbs stud jump out of the car. After I get out the car the first thing the guy thinks is that I am a cop and I didn't think he knew how much smaller he was to me. This guy does a 180 and turns and runs back to his car but at this point its ass beating time and I am still going toward him. He takes off in the neon but being that he was in such a big hurry he didn't see the 16 wheeler coming up the road. The little neon looked like a toy car being smashed to the ground. The back of the truck ran right over the front of the neon. So I figure I should wait for the police to come to fill in the details of the night. The guy gets sited for like 10 different things and goes to jail for road rage. On my drive home I think to my self if I just would of said no to helping out my friend, this guy wouldn't of had a bad day. I just thought I would share this great story.

[Jack3KGT]

Holy Crap Man! I thought that stuff only happened to me? Were you on the south side??

I had to sell my car, it kept getting hit in my neighborhood, $4000+ worth of body work in ONE year, 3 hits while it was parked and I wasn't around.

Some people just don't know how to act man, that is just insane (and what a jackass for parking so close to your car, no respect at all), thank god you didn't get hurt in the whole ordeal. People like him are the reason I have a concealed-carry permit.

[mister2mkii]

awesome story!! You're really lucky you or your car didn't get damaged. nice way to give the guy what he deserved (even though all you were doing was exactly what he told you to do)!

[armysniper]

I had to slap myself to make sure that it wasn't a dream. I didn't know the front end of a car can be that flat. The dumb ass driving is lucky it only ran over the front of the car and so am I. If it would of hit and drug the car, it may of drug right in to me. But after the fact I am glad he got what was coming.

[Töuge-MR]

HOLY FUCKING SHIT.








That is glorious.

[mseebs]

Thats a pretty sweet story, sounds like he got whats coming to him. Stuff like thats why I keep a few weapons of my own in the car.